Monday, December 26, 2011
That's right. We're having a kid -- sometime on or around early June. And it's a ride all of its own.
I may be back here in the future. But for now, feel free to redirect your browsers to: oldfatknockedup.blogspot.com
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Something's Got to Give
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Feeding the Soul
The Mean Reds. Boy, did I ever have a case of them this week. And I assure you, my hair wasn't nearly as coiffed as Our Audrey is displaying here.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Good Eats: The Brit's Famous Chicken
- Roasted cauliflower: break head into florets and scatter on baking sheet; toss with 2-3 tbsp. olive oil, salt, pepper, and 3 good dashes cumin; roast for 20-25 minutes at 400 degrees, stirring once midway through roasting
- Grilled zucchini, garnished with a little parmesan cheese
- A simple salad or sauteed kale
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Over and Under and Through
- Have I been totally in line with no sugar/no flour? Theoretically, yes...but there was my birthday dinner. And my aunt's birthday dinner. And my grandma's birthday dinner. No kidding -- I have six close family members (including me) with birthdays in a 2.5 week period. Not to mention about eight friends' birthdays during the same stretch of time. HELLO LEOS!
- Eating out. That salad dressing seemed a little sweet...and I forgot to ask for it on the side, so of course ended up with drenched lettuce. The gravy...only a spoonful, but surely it contained flour. Splitting just one sushi roll is OK, right? Wrong.
- Booze. Allowing for a glass of wine, no problem. But four on a Saturday night? Even spaced over the course of many hours? Adds up, perhaps?
- Portion sizes? Snacking? Getting better, but still an issue due to habit. Or boredom. Or both.
- Dear Diary: Today I had...a half-pound of ground beef for breakfast?! Sure, hunger kicked in big time after all-morning blood draw fasting, but who truly needs that much at one sitting? (NB: This meal was an honest one-off, but illustrative of what happens when I don't pay attention.) Keeping a food log helps me remember where I am in a day and holds me to a place of honesty. For people like me who can't grasp "don't eat unless you're hungry," it's also a way to remind yourself of what's gone into your body in the last few hours. Often that is enough to curb thoughts of more.
- Doing the Grams: 30 grams of carbs (minus fiber). 60-80g of protein. These are my daily goals. Not difficult, if you keep a diary that calculates as you go -- and shows you where you could cut back and/or make wiser choices in future, if you make an honest mistake.
- Remember the Good: Is my face more defined? (Yes.) Are my jeans loose? (Hell, yeah -- and my belt is on the second-to-last notch for the first time in two years.) Do I feel better overall? (Absolutely.) Maybe I need to focus more on this than a silly, slow-moving number on a scale.
Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Buffalo wings
- Stuffed sausage mushrooms
- Guacamole
- Crudités with ranch dip
- Cheeses and crackers (traditional crackers for some; flax crackers for us no wheaties)
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Linky-Loo: Tiny Kitchens and Big People
Appearing on the Internet this week:
- Obesity Counseling Should Focus on Neurobehavioral Processes, Not Personal Choice: In other words, willpower is not the answer. Nice to see these ideas -- also discussing environmental cues and our "toxic food environment" -- out of Rush University Chicago.
- Does It Really Cost More to Buy Healthy Food?: In two words -- yes, usually. Our friend Dr. Nestle has an intriguing solution: move some of the corn/wheat/soy subsidies (the main reason why processed foods are so cheap) toward produce farmers.
- Got A Tiny Kitchen? Five Tips to Get the Most Out of Your Space: Hat tip to Twitter pal Penelope for this link -- great ideas, no matter the size of your kitchen. Though I will say: my inner New Yorker thinks her kitchen is actually normal-sized. Heh.
- How One Woman's Weight-Loss Story Went Awry: Ahhhh, the crossroads between body acceptance, health, and personal comfort. And then everyone else's opinions about your responsibilities to yourself -- or is it to society at (*ahem*) large? And why is it any of our business anyway? (Official stance: Go Team Jess.)
- There Is No Single Cause of (or Treatment for) Obesity: If I had more personal distance from the subject, this is exactly what I wanted to say on Thursday's post. I mean, this chart alone. I need a wallet-size printout of it so I can slap it on the table next time someone says to me "just eat less and move more!" Thanks to Paleo Periodical for the heads up on this one.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Good Eats: Shrimp Chowder Deluxe
The numbers don't lie -- or do they?
That would be mine. I was up 1.5 pounds on Monday.
Logically (and, as you can see, it's taken me 72 hours to even discuss it), I tell myself: It's my cycle. I always gain 2-3 pounds of water weight per month that promptly vanishes once this week is over. It's not my fault. The true test will be what registers after this weekend. Blah blah blah.
I won't get into the "fat is a feminist issue" discussion (though it absolutely is). I won't get into the utter ridiculousness of allowing a number to determine your feeling of self-worth, even for a moment or two. I will, however, rant on misconceptions.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Everybody loves a chart!
"Hey -- what's this?!" That's usually the first comment I hear when people come to our house and see my two-week meal planner taped to an otherwise blank* fridge.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Hormonal hmmmmm...
- A seared scallop on rattlesnake beans and venison sausage
- Radish sprouts salad in a sesame vinaigrette with carrot crisps on house-pulled mozzarella
- Crispy halibut with shrimps and a smoky, creamy sauce over one lobster ravioli
- Glazed beef on polenta with wild mushrooms and onions
- Creme brulee (with a candle on top!) for me; pound cake with honey cream for The Brit
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Linky-Loo: Musings from Across the Internets
- Where Did the 2000 Calorie Diet Idea Come From?: Intriguing insight into the FDA process to determine 2000 calories as the "optimal" daily range. To my mind, Marion Nestle is a hero among dieticians, even if new science is starting to debunk the "calories in/calories out" dogma. I look forward to her next book with earnest -- it's sure to be a hot topic. By the by, "What To Eat" should be compulsory reading for anyone trying to feed a family, even (especially?) a family of one. Please check it out.
- Primal Travel: My buddy Juliann is guest blogging on the always excellent Paleo Periodical this week and has lots to say about best ways to travel when following a paleo/primal diet. Paleo is very similar to lower-carb in many ways, so this is great insight into how to not only stay on track, but make your fellow passengers VERY jealous of your snack kit!
- Still Counting Calories? Your Weight-Loss Plan May Be Outdated: Jane Brody of the New York Times discusses the latest Harvard University/Nurses Health study, published in the June New England Journal of Medicine. After observing almost 121,000 healthy adults, it turns out some calories may be better than others. Who knew?! Also -- and this should raise a big YAHOO! from any red-blooded American -- moderation and extreme exercise may be overrated. I've yet to read the full study, but look forward to doing so.
- Gyros Crawl: Dominic is quite possibly one of the best food guys out here in Phoenix and always tempts me with his adventures. This one, in particular, is a marvelous show of how good food doesn't have to be foo-foo-la or expensive. Just ask for no pita and you're set! (Disclaimer: I was supposed to accompany him on this crawl, but had to cancel last minute. Still despondent over this turn of events...and craving Z's Greek!)
- Sustainable Food Is Really Expensive, Writer Reports: Coming out of the "duh" category, a reporter at The Atlantic looks into the positioning, pricing, and class issues of obtaining higher quality, organic food. We can read the original article together -- sounds like it might be a bit dramatic (Fabergé eggs?!), but raises a good point re: class issues and food. Something I'm sure to write extensively about in the future.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
What We're Gobbling These Days
- All vegetables, except roots and tubers.
- Whole meats -- including seafood, poultry, beef, pork, etc. Processed meats (e.g., sausage, bacon, deli meat) can be OK for variety, but labels have to be carefully scrutinized for added sugar/starch. You'd be surprised.
- Eggs -- the whole egg. Not just the whites.
- Full-fat dairy -- including cheeses (hooray!!), butter, cream, sour cream.
- Condiments, herbs, oils, spices, beverages that don't contain sugar. Lots of label reading required here. Beware.
- BOOZE. I could be fancy and say "wine or spirits," but let's be real here. A drink a day, if I want. Maybe two on special occasions. Nothing sweet or with sugar, of course.
- Tomatoes, avocados, coconut, lemons, limes -- yes, they're fruit, but have much lower sugar content. A bit here and there makes the world go 'round.
- High-fiber crispbreads (up to two a day) and 100% wheat bran.
- A few nuts -- I keep this to a palmful a day, or else I'd eat the whole jar.
- Dark chocolate -- the 75% or higher kind, up to about 1/4 of a bar a day.
- Sucralose (Splenda), stevia, and aspartame (Nutrasweet), in very small quantities when necessary. For all my "eat real food!" mantra, I am not a martyr. Sugar-free cherry Jell-O is a godsend. As is the occasional Diet Dr. Pepper.
- Sugar, in its many forms and disguises.
- Fruit (except those listed above) -- for now. I plan to move fruit up to the "small quantities" list eventually.
- Beans and legumes -- these should move up eventually, too.
- Flour and grains -- yes, even whole grains.
- Low-fat anything, especially dairy. Hallelujah!
- Sugar alcohols, especially maltodextrin, malitol, xylitol, sorbitol, etc.
Weight-loss aside,* we've both noticed we feel much more satisfied, with much less need or urge to snack. We don't walk away from the table bloated or stuffed -- we eat what we want, then put away the rest for breakfast or lunch the next day. We eat very, very well, with lots of variety. We look at regular recipes and sort out how we can naturally twist them to our own. Leaving out sugar is simple. And think about it: most starchy sides (pasta, potato, rice, breads) are simply carriers, anyway. To boot, we have dessert a few times a week.
There are other benefits, too. Such as:
- Sleeping more soundly;
- Smoother energy and alertness throughout the day -- no 4pm slump!
- Better digestion and less gas (I said it -- there you go);
- A flatter mid-section;
- What seems to be a drastic reduction in severe PMS cramping, bloating, and crankiness. I'm observing this for the next few months, but if eating lower-carb solves my PMS issues alone, it is worth it.
I'll be heading in for blood work within the next week. I can't wait to see the results.
But enough of this jibber-jabber! WHAT DO WE EAT?!
How about this:
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Greedy Gobbler Redux: Now with MORE MEAT!
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Sunday Night Thoughts
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Quickie: A Sweet Farewell
Saturday, May 21, 2011
1-2-3 Project: Lavender Oil
Our garden is a mishmash of planning and letting nature take its course. When we viewed what would become our house last October, the bricked-in garden beds were one of our first attractions. The layout is such that some beds receive direct sun, some mostly shade. That plus built-in drip irrigation sealed the deal -- here we would plan the herb, flower and vegetable garden of our apartment-bound Brooklyn dreams, desert conditions be damned!
- About a quart of plain, good-for-your-skin oil. I grabbed a big bottle of sweet almond oil at the health food store and combined it with two smaller bottles of plain jojoba and Vitamin E oils I had sitting in the back of my medicine cabinet. Use up and combine what you have, so long as it isn't rancid. By the way, mineral ("baby") oil or anything else petroleum-based is not your best bet here.
- A clean, quart-sized mason jar, with tight fitting lid. By the way, I think mason jars are it. You can get a dozen of them for practically nothing at the grocery store and use them for so many things, including bargain drinking glasses. People will think you're totally hip and down-home when you're really just cheap and desperate for something to hold a large amount of booze for your pals. How about that!
- Two huge handfuls of fresh-cut lavender. Don't have lavender? What do you have in your garden that smells delicious? Mint? Rosemary? Sweet peas? Take a second and follow your instinct. Don't have a garden? How about using up those $4-per-package herbs that are wilting in your fridge and the cut flowers on your table? Recycling is fun.
- A high-speed blender or food processor. Or a really sharp knife and cutting surface will do.
- A chopstick or long-handled spoon, for stirring.
- A wire-mesh strainer, cheesecloth, a bowl, and a funnel, for final bottling.
- Rinse your lavender (or herbs -- it's your show, tonight!) and gently pat dry so you don't crush the leaves and waste all the natural oils.
- Throw the lavender into the blender or food processor with about 2/3 of the oil you plan to use. Whirr away until it's a fairly fragrant if ugly slurry. Alternatively, chop up your lavender into small bits, throw it in the jar with the oil, and proceed (FYI, you may need to let your oil sit longer than a week if you use this method).
- Pour into your clean mason jar and add the remaining oil, making sure to leave about 1/4 inch of air at the top. Carefully stir to combine and tightly screw on the lid.
- Let sit in a cool, dark place for about a week -- or until the oil is the strength you like. Give it a little shake every day or so. Not strong enough? Let it sit (or add more lavender). Too strong? Hang on.*
- Line your strainer with two layers of cheesecloth and place it over a bowl. Carefully pour the lavender oil slurry into the strainer and gently press it down to separate the oil from the lavender bits. You can also gather up the cheesecloth and wring it to get even more oil out. N.B.: you may want to do this in two batches.
- Funnel the oil back into the rinsed out and dried mason jar, clean decorative bottles, or even the original bottles that the base oils came in (you saved those, right?) -- you can easily wash off the original stickers and slap on groovy new labels in their place. The perfect gift! Store in a cool, dark place to keep the oil fresh.
- Place a few drops on a Kleenex or small cloth and tuck it into your bag or a drawer.
- Decant a tablespoon or so into a small bottle and take it with you on your next trip for a little pre-arrival pick-me-up.
- Fill a spray bottle about 1/8 full with the oil and the rest with distilled water, shake, and you have a refreshing linen and/or facial mist (keep it in the fridge during the summer -- chilly divinity!). You can also add a drop or two of your favorite essential oils to create custom blends.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
The Nerdtastic Thrill of Meal Planning
Wandering in the Desert
Spring has beyond sprung here in Arizona. I suppose we have a leg up on everyone else since it's been in the 70s/80s since early March, but it's hard to complain when this is what your garden looks like with minimal upkeep:
Our herbs are also out of control, and we're picking strawberries out of a big container almost every day. Tomatoes are starting, but lettuces have had their day now that we're hitting consistent highs in the 90s. The growing season should last another month or so, then Desert Winter begins, when the intense heat beats all attempts at water and shade, gardens go brown, and we finally give in to central air conditioning. We'll be burrowing inside for a few weeks, but I'd rather hide from the heat and sun than from freezing temperatures and feet of snow.
Eighteen months in the desert and I've turned into a thin-blooded, cold-averse wuss. Yes, I know. You should hear me when it hits 50 degrees out here. Brrrrrrrrr!!!
There are other delights in the desert these days. The week began with 15 friends at The Hacienda to celebrate Passover seder -- or, to be precise, Shiksa Seder.
Twelve years ago, I started to miss celebrating Passover seder with my family, not to mention the annual scramble to find somewhere -- anywhere -- to attend a seder. So I started my own, with true Chosen People -- my NYC friends. What started as a small gathering grew over the years into Shiksa Seder (so called because, most years, I was the only Jewish person in attendance!) and the necessity of drawing guest names out of a hat because my Brooklyn apartment could only squeeze in 12 guests. Even that involved people literally climbing over furniture to get to their seats, but it somehow always worked out.
This year, we held the 11th Annual Shiksa Seder, this time for our new family in Phoenix. Fifteen guests shared our table and our tradition:
I love my seder plate. I made it at Sunday School in first grade. Since it was a gift for my parents, my teacher yelled at me for writing my last name on it. I still think my rationale holds: "But what if it gets lost at the factory? This way, they'll know where to send it!" The whole overplanning for any potential outcome? Clearly, I come by it naturally:
Without knowing it, our youngest guest carried on a subtradition of creative Four Questions asking. In past years, we've had the Four Questions delivered in Swedish, Gaelic, Spanish, puppet show and other languages. This year, Chris had "real live Jews!" record the full chanted version on his iPhone and played it for us when his big moment arrived. A big hit and a delight for my ears, which hadn't heard the chant in decades.
After much more questioning (and eating!), my favorite part of Shiksa Seder took place: the Afikoman Hunt. Usually, it's the kids who search the house for a piece of matzah, returning it for a ransom to the seder leader. In our house, it's a pack of tipsy adults tearing apart our front rooms looking for "a damn cracker." Our visiting guest from Boston, my Cherylina, found it hidden in a dictionary -- under the definition for "matzah," of course.
I adore seder and how traditions can live on, no matter where they take place. I love that our friends declare Cultural Exchange Week and invite us into their family days later for Easter dinner. Phoenix now feels like a home, thanks to matzah crumbs, a wine stain on the ceiling (I'm not asking), and good people who see no shame in wearing purple beanies, plague masks, and bunny ears. Just as it should be.
Originally published on April 27, 2011.
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