What We're Gobbling These Days

Among friends, I've been pretty hush-hush about my new approach to food. After all, talking diets in public is boring. I'd rather focus on the yummy things I get to eat, rather than dwell on what's been put to the side.

The guidelines are really very simple. Here's what's in:

• All vegetables, except roots and tubers.
• Whole meats -- including seafood, poultry, beef, pork, etc. Processed meats (e.g., sausage, bacon, deli meat) can be OK for variety, but labels have to be carefully scrutinized for added sugar/starch. You'd be surprised.
• Eggs -- the whole egg. Not just the whites.
• Full-fat dairy -- including cheeses (hooray!!), butter, cream, sour cream.
• Condiments, herbs, oils, spices, beverages that don't contain sugar. Lots of label reading required here. Beware.

Here's what I can have in small quantities:

• BOOZE. I could be fancy and say "wine or spirits," but let's be real here. A drink a day, if I want. Maybe two on special occasions. Nothing sweet or with sugar, of course.
• Tomatoes, avocados, coconut, lemons, limes -- yes, they're fruit, but have much lower sugar content. A bit here and there makes the world go 'round.
• High-fiber crispbreads (up to two a day) and 100% wheat bran.
• A few nuts -- I keep this to a palmful a day, or else I'd eat the whole jar.
• Dark chocolate -- the 75% or higher kind, up to about 1/4 of a bar a day.
• Sucralose (Splenda), stevia, and aspartame (Nutrasweet), in very small quantities when necessary. For all my "eat real food!" mantra, I am not a martyr. Sugar-free cherry Jell-O is a godsend. As is the occasional Diet Dr. Pepper.

Here's what's out:

• Sugar, in its many forms and disguises.
• Fruit (except those listed above) -- for now. I plan to move fruit up to the "small quantities" list eventually.
• Beans and legumes -- these should move up eventually, too.
• Flour and grains -- yes, even whole grains.
• Low-fat anything, especially dairy. Hallelujah!
• Sugar alcohols, especially maltodextrin, malitol, xylitol, sorbitol, etc.

The Brit has been very supportive and is eating a similar diet. Since he does not have serious weight to lose -- maybe five pounds or so of "Welcome to America!" tummy is all -- he has more flexibility in his day-to-day. He eats a piece of fruit most afternoons for a snack. He's a regular squirrel with all the nuts and peanut butter he puts away. He might have a spoonful of rice or potato when we go out to eat. And he has four or five crispbreads daily instead of his beloved toast (the British practically invented toast, don't you know).

Weight-loss aside,* we've both noticed we feel much more satisfied, with much less need or urge to snack. We don't walk away from the table bloated or stuffed -- we eat what we want, then put away the rest for breakfast or lunch the next day. We eat very, very well, with lots of variety. We look at regular recipes and sort out how we can naturally twist them to our own. Leaving out sugar is simple. And think about it: most starchy sides (pasta, potato, rice, breads) are simply carriers, anyway. To boot, we have dessert a few times a week.

There are other benefits, too. Such as:

• Sleeping more soundly;
• Smoother energy and alertness throughout the day -- no 4pm slump!
• Better digestion and less gas (I said it -- there you go);
• A flatter mid-section;
• What seems to be a drastic reduction in severe PMS cramping, bloating, and crankiness. I'm observing this for the next few months, but if eating lower-carb solves my PMS issues alone, it is worth it.

I'll be heading in for blood work within the next week. I can't wait to see the results.

But enough of this jibber-jabber! WHAT DO WE EAT?!

How about this:

Chicken Puttanesca and Raw Kale Salad -- so delicious!

Note the delightful wine (Fumé Blanc), too.

Yes, this is a Monday night dinner.

And this:

Coconut Popsicles -- heaven on a stick.

Not exactly deprivation. Not even close.

These recipes are also very simple. I love to cook, but I'm not good with too much fussing. With rare exception, there's no need to spend more than 30-ish minutes actively cooking, not including oven time, when you do nothing but wait.

The Raw Kale Salad recipe can be found here (leave out the bread crumbs -- you won't miss them). Read on for the rest...

Chicken Puttanesca (Serves 2)

2 boneless chicken breasts, butterflied (or 4 cutlets) -- skin is OK!

2 tbsp. olive oil, divided

Salt and pepper

1 28-oz can whole peeled tomatoes (check for added sugar -- you just want tomatoes and juice)

3 cloves garlic, minced

1/4-1/2 tsp. red pepper flakes (to taste -- more is spicier)

1/4 cup finely chopped onion (use regular Spanish, white or yellow onions -- not sweet onions, like Vidalia or Walla Walla)

2-3 inch squirt of anchovy paste**

2 tbsp. small capers

1/4 cup chopped olives (green are traditional, but use what you like or have)

A bit of grated Parmesan cheese or chopped parsley, for optional garnishes

In a skillet, heat 1 tbsp. of olive oil over medium-high heat. Season cutlets on one side with salt and pepper. Place in skillet, seasoned side down, then season facing-up side. Saute until cooked through and golden on both sides. Remove to a clean plate.

While chicken sautes, drain tomatoes (save the juice for another use). Using kitchen scissors, snip the tomatoes inside the can until somewhat diced. This does not (and should not) need to be perfect. Theoretically, you can use pre-diced tomatoes, but they will turn to mush. Don't do it. Always buy whole tomatoes -- they're tastier and, oddly, cheaper.

Add remaining oil to same pan. Turn heat down to medium. Saute onions and garlic for a minute or until fragrant. Add red pepper flakes and saute for 30-60 seconds more, until onions are soft. Add tomatoes, anchovy paste, capers, olives and a pinch of salt. Stir to combine, then allow to simmer for about 10 minutes. The sauce will reduce and thicken.

Right before serving, pour any chicken juices into the sauce (yum) and plate the chicken. Spoon enough sauce over the chicken to cover generously. You will probably have leftover sauce, which is fantastic the next day.

Sprinkle with Parmesan and/or parsley, if you like, and serve.

Next Day Idea: I had a fantastic, two-minute breakfast the next morning of leftover kale salad, topped with two scrambled eggs and a spoonful of cold puttanesca. SO GOOD.

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Coconut Popsicles (Makes 6)

Each of these has 3g carbs and they couldn't be simpler. The hard part is waiting for them to freeze. Texture-wise, the resulting pops are halfway between a traditional popsicle and ice cream.

1 can regular coconut milk (NOT "lite" -- also check to make sure no extra sugar is in your coconut milk)

2 tsp. real vanilla extract

1 tbsp. Sugar Free Vanilla Syrup (Torani or DaVinci brands are good)

Shake up your can of coconut milk very well before opening. Pour into a bowl with extract and syrup. Stir to combine. Pour into popsicle molds and pop (ha!) into freezer.

If your molds have those snap-on sticks, great. Just wait about 3-4 hours until they're frozen solid and you're good to go. If you have an old-fashioned topless mold like I do, cover the molds with plastic wrap and wait 90 minutes before sticking your sticks into each semi-frozen pop, then allow to freeze completely.

Obviously, this recipe is open for all sorts of experimentation. Try different extracts, spices and herbs. I tried using Sugar Free Cherry Syrup, but it didn't do much for me. Maybe other syrups would. Chop up an ounce of dark chocolate or nuts and stir them in, but make sure to keep in mind the additional carbs per pop. Let me know what popsicle dreams you create!

* = Weigh-in update: I'm down 2.6 pounds this week. That's 10 pounds total, more than I've lost in the last three years combined, despite all efforts.

** = Anchovy paste is totally where it's at. Buy one tube (usually in the pasta aisle, near the tomato pastes), throw it in the fridge, and you'll never have a "now what the heck do I do with the rest of this tin of anchovies?!" moment again. Of course, you can use a regular anchovy or two in place of the paste. And please don't tell me you hate anchovies. Do you like Caesar salad? Then you like anchovy paste. It adds a depth of flavor (not fishiness!) to this dish that you can't replicate otherwise. Give it a try!